> A young couple got married and left on their
> honeymoon. When they got back, the bride
> immediately called her mother. "Well," said her
> mother, "so - how was the honeymoon?"
>
> "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was
> wonderful! So romantic..."
>
> Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama,
> as soon as we returned Sam started using
> the most horrible language - things I'd
> never heard before! I mean, all these awful
> 4-letter words! You've got to come get me
> and take me... PLEASE MAMA!"
>
> "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down!
> Tell me, what could be so awful?
> WHAT 4-letter words?"
>
> "Please don't make me tell you, mama,
> " wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed -
> they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE !!!"
>
> "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has
> you so upset... Tell your mother these
> horrible 4-letter words!"
>
> Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama
> ..words like: Dust, Wash, Iron, Cook....
>